Nanotrasen funded by: Donk co... wait what?!
There was one a thief.

River, Medical Doctor (Fluxxy) was a thief and had the following objectives:

Criminal
- Steal the "RD's potted plant". | Failure! (0%)
- Steal the cargo shuttle console board. | Failure! (0%)
- Steal the mail. | Failure! (0%)
- Escape to CentComm alive and unrestrained via the escape shuttle. | Failure! (0%)

Fluxxy was River playing role of MedicalDoctor
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bob_backer was Bob Backer playing role of MedicalDoctor
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Captain_Fishbowl was Manuel Rodriguez playing role of BlueshieldOfficer
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Faiwus was Angel Isemann playing role of AtmosphericTechnician
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Fluxxy was River playing role of Unknown
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JohnBloggs was Emma Carter playing role of Scientist
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Notus_Knightus was Samuel Mason playing role of Unknown
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Someone828 was J0HN-291 playing role of Unknown
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TotallyNotHally was Hal Stefani playing role of Unknown
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TotallyNotHally was Hal Stefani playing role of Passenger
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